Don’t we have a deal with the pigeons?
Ducks you can eat.
Motorists not so much.
Speed 4: Minnesota Mayhem!
“If we slow down, we’ll die! So we have to go faster!”
*Keanu Reeves ignites rocket boosters on bus roof, deer gets obliterated in a red haze*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRiCm6EJxoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E8JjVLGhbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3GoCzRHhJg <-—hilarious, has audio of Obams speaking BS as a deer suicides on the semi..
There’s nothing more enjoyable than the aroma in the garage after hitting a skunk.
In the world of government types, people are also expendable.....make no mistake about it.
My pickup can handle ducks. Now a bison, maybe not.
Unless it’s a moose or elk. Definitely brake for them.
A family acquaintance was driving a moterhome somewhere in the NW and ended up hitting an elk. It broke the motor from the motor mounts as the motorhome rolled and the engine crushed the guy. I’m sure a moose would pack and even bigger wallop.
Another friend was driving around a curve in the CA desert and sideswiped a horse. Amazing enough the horse got up and ran away. The car, not so much.
MIRANDA: Doctor, is the squirrel going to live?
DOCTOR: There’s been massive trauma. We could of course try to save him but it would be costly, difficult and we’d have to send away for some special really tiny instruments.
GEORGE: Well, uh, are there any other options?
DOCTOR: We could put him to sleep.
GEORGE: What might that cost?
DOCTOR: Well, it’s by the pound. So ... about 80 cents.
Had a Suburban loaded with six youngsters readying to pullout into a busy 4 lane. There was a red light with many cars waiting when 100 yards after the light a mother duck with 10 ducklings started crossing. The light turned green and the lines of traffic bustling to get home charged on the green light, Sparing the gruesome details the mom and one badly limping baby made it. Our six children had a wonderful view of the murderous mayhem.
If I can safely engage my brakes without drama, I’ll use my brakes to avoid hitting any wildlife I can. I don’t drive real fast on any road, and avoid the interstate every chance I have. Our backroads here are 55 mph speed limit. That’s fast enough for anybody.
Accelerate when Canadian geese are in the road. ;-D
F’ those ducks!