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To: skeptoid
Any male who has suffered thru the installation of a urinary catheter, inserted via the penal route,can compare it to a rattler bite.

I'm now safe...had a suprapubic cystostomy.....gave me two navels.....damn prostate!!

5 posted on 07/22/2015 3:19:39 PM PDT by capt. norm (My favorite te)
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To: capt. norm

I’ve dreaded that procedure, haven’t done it..yet.


7 posted on 07/22/2015 3:22:03 PM PDT by brivette (lol~)
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To: capt. norm

“inserted via the penal route,”

I think I would hate that, the prison route likely being right up the wazzoo. Now the penile route, I think I would detest that just as much.


11 posted on 07/22/2015 3:34:19 PM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office)
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To: capt. norm

damn prostate!! —

Dirty glasses read that as ‘damn prostitute’


15 posted on 07/22/2015 3:46:24 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (Using 4th keyboard due to wearing out the "/" and "s" on the previous 3)
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To: capt. norm

I got ya beat on the catheter. (Not the cancer, I had Kidney cancer, my catheter was for a stone after effect)

I had the catheter done same way as you, then they attached a vacuum to it.

Until you’ve had the inside wall of you bladder “grabbed” by a suction tube, ya just haven’t lived!!
I lifted 6” off the table, and threatened to beat the doctor to death. I asked him what kind of Marquis de Sade $hit he was doing to me.


23 posted on 07/22/2015 4:45:41 PM PDT by rikkir (Anyone still believe the 8/08 Atlantic cover wasn't 100% accurate?)
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