Soon, the climate change fanatics will be claiming that climate change is melting the ice glaciers on the Moon, thus endangering the Moonbeams, Mooncalves and Moonbats.
Moonfishes have already disappeared from the pools in moon craters. Moonflowers no longer cling to the crater edges.
If the climate change scientists can’t get more funding, the Moon will turn into a desolate, lifeless orb circling the Earth.
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Just keep them away from my grape soda and moonpies...