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Drunk squirrel thrown out of bar (caused $400 damage)
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| cbsnews.com
Posted on 07/21/2015 4:37:17 AM PDT by GoneSalt
A squirrel in the UK broke into a Worcestershire pub, July 12, 2015, and caused over $400 worth of damage. 62-year-old Sam Boulter, the owner of the Honeybourne Railyway Club, told the Western Daily Press that he originally thought his private members club might have been ransacked by burglars, when he discovered the damage.
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: squirrel
The title gave me the first smile of the day so I'm sharing :)
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posted on
07/21/2015 4:37:17 AM PDT
by
GoneSalt
To: GoneSalt
So, a squirrel, a badger, and a skunk walk into a bar...
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posted on
07/21/2015 4:40:36 AM PDT
by
EternalVigilance
(McCain was a war hero? So was Benedict Arnold.)
To: GoneSalt
A squirrel got into my attic once, and he made a real mess of the insulation.
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posted on
07/21/2015 4:44:46 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Falcon 105)
To: GoneSalt
I can’t help but wonder if this is the same squirrel that caused so much trouble at The First Self Righteous Church in Pascagoula, Mississippi.
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posted on
07/21/2015 4:59:29 AM PDT
by
Tupelo
(I feel more like Phillip Nolan every day.)
To: Fresh Wind
“A squirrel got into my attic once, and he made a real mess of the insulation.”.........
Same thing happened to me, resulting in a dead squirrel and any more of his kind I see.
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posted on
07/21/2015 5:10:36 AM PDT
by
DaveA37
To: GoneSalt
Security camera footage
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posted on
07/21/2015 5:17:09 AM PDT
by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: DaveA37
I shot a squirrel one morning in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas i’ll never know!
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posted on
07/21/2015 5:18:01 AM PDT
by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: GoneSalt
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posted on
07/21/2015 5:38:53 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: GoneSalt
Did Morocco Mole bail him?
To: GoneSalt
The bar owner can expect a visit from the squirrel mafia.
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posted on
07/21/2015 6:04:16 AM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: Safetgiver
That was hysterical. Thanks.
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posted on
07/21/2015 6:20:19 AM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Let's put the ship of state on Cruz Control with Ted Cruz.)
To: EternalVigilance
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posted on
07/21/2015 6:51:25 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.)
To: Bigg Red
Sorry about the bad link, but you figured it out. I was hysterical.
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posted on
07/21/2015 9:14:42 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: uglybiker
It’s those tiny little glasses used to draw a draft for the squirrels that are the problem. Plenty of tiny peanuts to serve, but those little glasses are expensive, what with all the teeny tiny lettering and all ...
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posted on
07/21/2015 9:20:31 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Is it really all relative, Mister Einstein?)
To: GoneSalt
I hate when drunken squirrels think they can sing Broadway. show tunes.
Little screechy drama queens.
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posted on
07/21/2015 9:24:52 AM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who 4refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
Reminds me of the Raccoon who came onto my back deck last night begging for an oatmeal cookie. That guy stood up on his back legs and held his front paws out like a kid reaching for the candy bag! But I’ve been interacting with him since he was a wee thing, so I even have a name for him.
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posted on
07/21/2015 9:34:06 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Is it really all relative, Mister Einstein?)
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