University Researchers: We Have to Accept People Who ‘Identify as Real Vampires’

National Review ^ | 07/14/2015 | Katherine Timpf

[aragorn]

I have to ask: "WTF is wrong with these people?"

[mj1234]

yep-

these researchers “getting govt. grants?”

our society has now gone ... to...

who cares-

[VTenigma]

I’ve seen a lot of “stuff” in my 57+ years on this rock, but I will say the complete collapse of society has been the most amazing.

[Sacajaweau]

I don’t have to accept anything...

[bgill]

I identify as a purple sparkly flamingo. Accept me or I’ll whine, stomp my feet and hold my breath until I turn blue!

[barmag25]

So we are now told to accept the mentally ill and not try and help them. If we try to help them we are antivamps or something???

[Lazamataz]

I actually had an exchange with one of these effing nutbags on Facebook.

There was a PlayBuzz fun little game (where you answered a few questions) called "How Did You Die In American History? It would then answer along these guidelines "Did you die in the Revolutionary War or the Civil War? Maybe during the Great Depression? Let's find out how and when you died in American history!"

Everyone wrote their actual answer and quoted the paragraph that explained their circumstances. I had fun with it and wrote:

The Leftist Purge of 2026: You died by remote control drone, operated by the United States Domestic Pacification Department, when the order was issued by President Michelle Obama. As Social Media and thought-pattern analysis (required by Health and Human Services during your yearly ObamaPhysical) had identified you as a renegade 'Illegal Thinker' since the year 2020, you were easy to identify. You were one of those antiquated White Christian guys, and held strange views that individual freedom was worth protecting, and that Americans had the right to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. In fact, you were even once quoted having said that White people were NOT the cause of every problem in the world -- a laughable assertion at best!

The response I got from a would-be vampire called SDorrance Minch:

Not sure if epic troll or sincere bigotry. Either way, the end result isn't what I'd consider funny, but congratulations on successfully invoking Poe's Law.

I wrote back:

SDorrance Minch: Bigotry.....? BIGotry...?. BIGOTRY.....???!?

My Lord, you people are completely insane.

There is not enough room for both our viewpoints in the same geographic area. I would like us to separate into our own zones, but history shows me that the left much prefers genocide.

Thus, my little fun post.

"Vampires" are effing crazy.

[wbill]

I identify as a “Shortstop for the Yankees”. Still waiting for my seven-figure payout, and for gorgeous supermodels to fall at my feet.

[StormEye]

"Sociology researchers are now insisting that we as a society start accepting people who choose to “identify as real vampires ..."

Then Obama can be accepted as a closeted homosexual or a horse's ass?

[Jewbacca]

I self-identify as Scarlett Johansson's secret lover.

I demand she recognize me as such.

[Twinkie]

UGH! I just drank a small glass of V-8 juice before I read this article & now I’m not sure it will stay down!

[Svartalfiar]

Why is the Center for Positive Sexuality in Las Angeles involved in this? Are some of these people claiming to be succubi or something similar? Or is ‘vampire’ included in the latest gender list update from Facebook?

[West Texas Chuck]

Wut the heck will their wedding cake have in it?

[RIghtwardHo]

HA! Oh my.