Letterman’s Top 10 List on Donald Trump:
“No. 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack.”
“No. 9: During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.”
“No. 8: Donald Trump looks like the guy on the lifeboat with the women and children.”
“No. 7: He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head?”
“No. 6: Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bulls—t...oh no, wait—that’s me.”
“No. 5: Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds—250 with cologne.”
“No. 4: Trump would like all Americans to know that thing on his head is free range.”
“No. 3 (tie): If president, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict the family on Thanksgiving.”
“No. 3 (tie). That’s not a hairdo, it’s a wind advisory.”
“No. 2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans, he’s starring in a new movie entitled No Amigos.”
“No. 1: Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.”
How lovely for letterman that he amuses himself!
And here I thought that the donkey was a good icon for the Democrat party.
If thats epic I’d hate to see bad.
not funny in the slightest
I feel sorry for Letterman's son that his dad should really be his granddad.
Epic. Yeah. Epic fail.