$1 million reward offered for stolen Judy Garland slippers

AP ^ | 11 July 2015 | Unknown

[G Larry]

GRAND RAPIDS, Minn. (AP) — An anonymous donor has offered a $1 million reward for credible information leading to the pair of Judy Garland's sequined, ruby red slippers stolen from a museum in her Minnesota hometown.

[G Larry]

I'm betting on a certain Wicked Witch of the East....

[Morgana]

Had no idea they were even missing.

[annieokie]

Hillary? 2 clicks and she’s president.

[nickcarraway]

I wonder what the orientation of the person who owned them is?

[Ventilator on]

I'd bet the alleged thief is light in the, uh... slippers!

[BipolarBob]

Hillary has been angry ever since that house fell on her sister.

[clearcarbon]

"$1 million reward offered for stolen Judy Garland slippers

Did al franken go home?

[SaveFerris]

I was thinking the same thing.

Perhaps we could lift a piano with a helicopter.

[DanielRedfoot]

I was thinking Barney Fwank

[Shady]

😆

[SaveFerris]

[I'm betting on a certain Wicked Witch of the East.... ]

With her own private email server?

[Morgana]

Are those Ronald McDonald’s dress shoes?

[Guenevere]

Last I saw them they were in the Smithsonian!

[Grams A]

Somebody from Kansas?

[dead]

I think there’s three or four legitimate pairs of Dorothy’s slippers out there in circulation.

[Larry Lucido]

Maybe it’s the same person who has Betty Davis’ eyes.

[LegendHasIt]

Someone should check Bruce Jenner’s closet, while they are at it.

[Salamander]

LOLOL

[broken_arrow1]

I’ve got a pair of nice fluffy slippers in my closet, and I will let them go for $999,999.

[DannyTN]

Their not in Kansas anymore...