The Enquirer sustains itself on sensational stories. It's why the paper exists.
This paper makes mistakes. In the sensational world that's inevitable.
These people are infinitely more reliable than the New York Times or any other of our major news outlets. By comparison you have NBC and CBS who don't have any reporters on staff. They only employ fantasy writers. Their anchor people aren't even news readers. They are narrators.
You are so right.
National Enquirer needs to get into the Obama case. I would bet that it would find a hidden character named Muhammed Subuh.