Here’s a version I created that even low-information Obama supporters would have a fighting chance at passing...
1) What country did the American colonies rebel against?
Turkestan
Bolivia
Antarctica
America
Britain
2) How many of the American Colonies were a part of the revolution?
None
All 57
13
3) What year did the Revolutionary War begin?
The war never occurred
The year Obama was born
The year is unknown
1776
4) What was the main reason that the American Colonies rebelled and fought for their independence?
They wanted their own language
Concerns over global warming
The Colonies opposed British transgenderism
They felt they had outgrown the British Empire and would do better without them
5) What was the name of the group that declared the independence of the United States?
The New Black Panther Party
The Progressive Caucus
The Jive Five
Peter, Paul & Mary
The Constitutional Congress
6) What year did the United States issue the Declaration of Independence?
1969
2011
615 AD
1776
7) Which of the following states was NOT part of the original 13 colonies?
New York
Virgina
Pennsylvania
Massachusetts
Hawaii
8) Which European country became a major ally to the United States during the Revolutionary War?
Africa
China
Canada
France
9) Who was the first President of the United States?
Vladimir Putin
Barack Hussein Obama
Al Sharpton
George Washington
10) What type of government did the new country of the United States form?
3rd-World Marxist
Homosexual Dictatorship
Militant Transgender Democracy
Republic
The war never occurred
The year Obama was born
The year is unknown
1776
Correct answer: None of the above. It began in 1775. You can look it up.