Yep, you just about got it...
We watch World Cup futbol around here but would pass on an American League kind of play...
At least in American football you see some progress toward a goal...or not.
But futbol is a game of 90 minutes of intense boredom interrupted by 2 seconds of excitement...
And it’s ALWAYS announced by someone with a somewhat cockney British accent, like that alone is going to give it credibility.
Jeesh!
You know, like “go commando” whatever the hell that means!
;-)