[Political Junkie Too]

The worst part is that they stop right outside a door, the top of an escalator, the middle of a pathway, and create a logjam for everyone else.

-PJ

[Responsibility2nd]

Logjam?

I just plow into them. With an “oops, sorry. Not paying attention either” look.

[Rodamala]

Punches in the face work so well, that I think they really need to make a comeback.

Stop to take a selfie and cause a pedestrian traffic hazard? Punch in the face.

Interupt my brunch with some “Hashtag”able protest event for whatever your occupy-someone-else’s-space cause is? Punch in the face.

Walk into my store and demand I bake you a cake celebrating your fake marriage to some fellow turdburglar? Punch in the face.

You get the idea.

Just start punching people in the face. Say it’s protected under 14A, because it is your right to punch people in the face, and their right to be punched in the face.