To: blueunicorn6
I love Gerber Rice Pudding
2 posted on
06/26/2015 10:16:59 AM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: blueunicorn6
Every 10 years or so, I’ll get a couple of jars of pureed banana. It feels like going home.
3 posted on
06/26/2015 10:26:21 AM PDT by
davius
(You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
To: blueunicorn6
Maybe the possibility of ‘grandchildren’ didn’t quite occur to her either...
4 posted on
06/26/2015 10:27:00 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(Palin/Cruz - to defeat HilLIARy/Warren)
To: blueunicorn6
5 posted on
06/26/2015 10:27:27 AM PDT by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: blueunicorn6
Should have told her you like to get neked, smear it all over you and roll around on the kitchen floor. Then invite her over. I like messing with the young minds. Gives me a good chuckle.
6 posted on
06/26/2015 10:29:03 AM PDT by
paulcissa
(The first requirement of Liberalism is to stand on your head and tell the world they're upside down)
To: blueunicorn6
I went to the grocery store today and bought some baby food. I have four dogs, and one of them is sick and I feed him baby food. I know, but that's how I roll.
I'm always "rescuing" dogs or so it seems. Baby food is the best thing for a malnourished dog.
I got my latest abandoned pup about ten days ago. She was starving when I found her. She's doing just fine now....
Thanks, in part, to baby food.
8 posted on
06/26/2015 10:34:16 AM PDT by
Fiddlstix
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To: blueunicorn6
Baby food kept our elderly cat alive for at least an extra year. One time, I bought 12 jars of baby food and a 12-pack of Coors Light. I wondered what the cashier thought. So I said, “We're starting THIS baby off on LIGHT beer ... I hope it don't make him sissy!”
No reaction.
10 posted on
06/26/2015 10:40:37 AM PDT by
Forgotten Amendments
(Peace On Earth! Purity of Essence! McCain/Ripper 2016)
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