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Three semi trailers full of new urinal cakes caught fire at the Fed Ex ground terminal about 4:20 a.m.

We've passed April fool's day, right?

1 posted on 06/19/2015 11:04:13 AM PDT by dware
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Urinal cakes?


2 posted on 06/19/2015 11:05:02 AM PDT by tips up (When the people find that they can vote themselves money that will herald the end of the republic.)
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3 posted on 06/19/2015 11:06:29 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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They made sure they said “new”.


4 posted on 06/19/2015 11:07:56 AM PDT by ryderann
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Did they have s likeness of 0bama on them?


5 posted on 06/19/2015 11:09:01 AM PDT by Paladin2 (Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current device...)
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I have an idea on how they could put the fires out and not let the cakes go to waste. It involves drinking large quantities of beer ...


6 posted on 06/19/2015 11:09:09 AM PDT by IronJack
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para-dichloro-benzene?


7 posted on 06/19/2015 11:13:00 AM PDT by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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Will this interrupt publishing of the Atlanta Urinal-Constipation?


9 posted on 06/19/2015 11:15:44 AM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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“With unknown damage to the urinal cakes”

Hmmmmm.....let’s see......it was a fire.....probably fire damage....just a guess, though.


11 posted on 06/19/2015 11:16:01 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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12 posted on 06/19/2015 11:16:35 AM PDT by 109ACS (If this be Treason, then make the most of it. Patrick Henry, May 1765)
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13 posted on 06/19/2015 11:17:53 AM PDT by JPG (What's the difference between the Rats and the GOPe? Nothing.)
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“Three semi trailers full of new urinal cakes caught fire at the Fed Ex ground terminal”

OMG, we in Colorado are SO screwed ...


14 posted on 06/19/2015 11:18:00 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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Someone left the cake out in the rain....


17 posted on 06/19/2015 11:22:26 AM PDT by commish (The takers rule. Time to implement the triple G plan - GOD, GUNS, & GOLD)
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They should have reported it as 4:21 just to dispel speculation


19 posted on 06/19/2015 11:34:15 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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20 posted on 06/19/2015 11:34:59 AM PDT by arbitrary.squid
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To: dware
"If I knew you were coming I'd a baked a urinal cake.."
22 posted on 06/19/2015 11:35:47 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (No tagline today.)
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Don’t that just piss you off?


27 posted on 06/19/2015 12:00:12 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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“Cooze me, but am I missing something here?

They were FedEx trucks. Why do a few thousand urinal cakes have to be ANYWHERE “absolutely, positively, Overnight!”


32 posted on 06/19/2015 1:49:53 PM PDT by Crystal Palace East (90% of MSM is lies, except the National Enquirer, of course :))
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