Stick a fork in him.
If reports are to be believed, the 14-time Major winner has reached out to his ex-wife for a reconciliation. There were even rumours that the former number one golfer has been desperate to win Nordegren back and Woods, with his heart on the line, suggested that they get back together. (Tiger Woods Aims to Rebound From Dismal Memorial Tournament)
I will be surprised if he even shows up tomorrow, he’ll claim some kind of injury.
She’s better hitting with a 7-iron than he is.
So Tiger and his wife are having breakfast.
Wife- “What’s this in the Enquirer?”
Tiger- “Er, um, those jeans sure do make you look FAT!”
Not a good way to start the day.
Sometime in the afternoon Tiger was sitting on the couch, in the living room.
His wife sits down next to him and asks “What on the TV?”
“Dust” he replied.
and the wife fuming from the earlier insensitive comment storms off in a huff saying something about “Tiger sleeping outside until he becomes a little more domesticated”.
Tiger puts a hand to forehead saying to himself “Geesh!”
They didn’t speak to each other for the rest of the night. Tiger fell asleep on the couch, in the media room and at 2 in the morning, heard the screech of a banchee and something about a “...G&)*&damn toilet down or up...!” realizing he committed a capital offense by leaving the toilet seat up, he rubs his eyes and fumbles looking for his car keys.
Making a hasty retreat to the garage his wife cuts him off. She is breathing heavy, with her hair everywhere and stuff coming out of her eyes. Additionally, she is nervously gripping a 3 Wood and suddenly screams “What’s with the car keys Mr. Can’t do anything wrong? Hmmm? Going to see your harlot? Well, thanks for pointing out My Fat ass, which just took a dunk in gold plated toilet”.
Tiger laughed a little, nervously and because the whole thing was just funny and that is when she lost it.
That is all took and she screamed “You a Tiger? Humph!! I am the Lion and Queen of this jungle. I am in the mood to go hunting, game on!”.
Then she started swinging.
A bit of a long story but, that may be what happened. /S
I hope she has better sense than to get back with him.
If you took the 3rd word in the title and changed the letter i to an a........
I dunno. If your game is that good and your wife that awesome, I guess you get to _believing_ you’re untouchable.
Ditto to everything you said!
why is it the big "stars" I pro sports are described as "black" leaving out the person who carried them for 9 months, birthed them and nursed them?.....S. Curry for example...
I don’t listen to Rush for marriage counseling, nor will I assume that Tiger never wins another major.
I haven’t checked the scores but I heard the only guy he was beating is a club pro, not even on the tour.
I sincerely hope Tiger has recovered from himself and can get a healthy life going. Hate to see a talented guy stay down after such a fall. I never even thought about him and steroids, actually.
As for Elin, she probably needs to hold on to her own recovery from the events of the past. I am thinking she has moved on and can’t go back, after all that pain, shame, time and distance.
Sanford and Son Fred Vs Aunt Esther
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjJC-eNVb1U
The only way for Tiger to change is through Jesus Christ.
Chris Cline has a bigger boat, more money, and lives next door to Elin (2 doors down from the Seminole clubhouse).
One of the rare times where Marshall beats Stanford.
Pretty much covered how I feel. PGA gets what it deserves, making the entire about one dip wad. Sports media too. No matter who is in the lead or how far back Woods is — or even out of it — their story is still about Woods. And what about that skank skier he was with? Vonn? Wonder how many diseases she got from him before figuring out what a Cheeta he is? I mean, really, one of the most publicized adulterers in history and she falls for him.
I guess in a way they were meant for each other.
Tiger is a mess. Going back to his X would challenge him in ways he cannot imagine. Been there done that.
Gee, he wants his ex-wife back simply because he thinks it’ll turn his game around. What gal could resist a come-on like that? </sarcasm>
I have a feeling Elin has moved on.