Posted on 06/17/2015 8:21:43 PM PDT by Drango
I self identify as British royalty. I'm tired of the FReepers who refuse to address me as SIR Drango and my wife as LADY Drango.
Stop microaggressing me. Now.
The LIBS have finally showed me how to work the system. It only took 75 years to ‘figure it out’.
When they hand you the check, just say “I already paid”. Rather than go through 200 million examples I will just say add the first ‘thought’ and end it with.
“So, in my mind I have already paid you and due to certain decisions in the Courts (Civil and Popular Opinion) as long as I sincerely think I paid, I must have paid and what gives YOU the right to question my actions”?
Thank you.
I self-identify as George Washington. And I think you’ve been macro-aggressing us, and we’ve had just about enough of it.
My hubby and I decided that we no longer identify as septuagenarians. From now on we are 20. We are trans-aged.
The world has gone CRAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
I identify as Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend. :-)
So I guess that makes you transatlantic.
I'm still not getting any dates.
Hey Biggus Dickus! It’s your old pal Pontius Pilate. How’s Incontinentia Buttocks?
LOL!
As I said a couple of days ago, I self-identify as a Klingon.
Qapla!
I self identify as a great philanthropist who’s donated millions to the civil rights movement - so stop calling me a racist.....
We are not amused.
GO BACK TO MESICO!
I self identify as President of the United States...
I may be crazy but I gotta be better than the guy in there now.
This is hugh and series.
It’s been ages since I’ve seen a thread this series.
To quote:
King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn’t vote for you.
King Arthur: You don’t vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how’d you become king, then?
since i spent so much time in the woods growing up in new england, i’m going to self identify as an american indian.
who do i see about my casino license?
They’re all doing thwell! And tho ith Naughtiuth Makthimuth!
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