[Swordmaker]

So this nut ate yogurt for the first time in his life because he bought an Apple watch? lulz

Reading comprehension is obviously not your forté. Read it again, and pay attention to when events occurred.

[dennisw]

I am well aware of this numbskull’s yogurt timeline. Now he can set his Apple watch to kick his arse if he hasn’t eaten yogurt for in the last nine hours. A great leap forward for the left half of the bell curve.