Tough Teddio Brisenio
Preserved poor Roddy’s brain-i-o
His cervical save
Was just such a rave
That they trashed ol’ ElAy
Insteadio.
Posted on 06/12/2015 9:12:40 AM PDT by Scooter100
It's Political Limerick time
I found the first two on a blog, and tweaked them for meter and decency.
The third is mine.
There once was a man from Mombasa,
Who lived in a big ol' white casa.
He thought he was King,
And loved the left wing,
Al Qaeda, Hamas, and La Raza.
There once was a Muslim named Barry,
Well-known as a F@g and a Fairy.
A big snorter of coke,
Thinks America's a joke,
And now all our futures looks Scary!
That liar Barack H. Obama,
Often says that he murdered Osama.
But when that helicopter fried,
Those brave SEALS inside,
We should have yelled out "Obama, yo mama".
Very good.
Tough Teddio Brisenio
Preserved poor Roddy’s brain-i-o
His cervical save
Was just such a rave
That they trashed ol’ ElAy
Insteadio.
Tks! Ya gotta love limericks, they’re so raw and politically incorrect.
Thanks for the laugh - now you owe me for a new keyboard for my l/t....
Well done, FRiend!
;-)
Excellent. You’re freerepublics Dr Seuss.
I may have to illustrate this in his style.
I've met the perfect woman, I could not ask for more. She's a deaf dumb nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.
Young Barry was eating a cookie
And desperately wanted some nookie
He golfed in a glove
With his friend Reggie Love
But decided to marry a Wookie
When Daddy and Mommy got plastered,
And their shame had been thoroughly mastered,
..They told their boy Barry,
..”Son, we never did marry;
But don’t tell the neighbors, you bastard.”
Continuing with the wookie theme....
Obama had Reggie endeared
From nowhere a Wookie appeard
He asked with a smile
While his mind running wild
Moochelle would you please be my beard
More wookie....
A wookie on elaborate vacations
With visits to palatial stations
When asked with a quip
How she paid for this trip
She replied I just bill all the nations
King Tut Tut
Said the Boy king, `I fear I’ve a funny
Feeling down here in my tummy.’
..`Tut tut’ said Jar Jar,
..I can see that you are
Not a son, nor a Dad, but a mummy.’
These are all great....thanks for joining in!
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