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To: StevenCrowder

They used to bang on my door every Saturday morning. That is until the day I answered the door naked. Haven’t seen them since.


5 posted on 06/10/2015 4:14:37 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lurker

Were they filled with lust or was it revulsion? LOL


8 posted on 06/10/2015 4:57:06 PM PDT by dforest
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To: Lurker

**** “That is until the day I answered the door naked” ****

I did that once to a busy body neighbor ... I have no idea what her original complaint was but she it seems she had a Hot Tub and her husband was gone for the weekend.

I kept thinking that I should tell her ... “My eyes are up here” but she was blabbering right up to the time I closed the door. It was early morning and I had things to do.

TT


18 posted on 06/10/2015 7:22:17 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
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To: Lurker

Sure fire way to keep Jehovah Witness’ away:

Get 4-5 of their printings, throw them in the air, leaving them where they fall, drizzle blood red paint in the center of them.

They won’t ever ring your doorbell again!!


25 posted on 06/11/2015 12:09:58 PM PDT by rikkir (Anyone still believe the 8/08 Atlantic cover wasn't 100% accurate?)
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