Well. I, for one, will never speak to the illegality of said buried items, if they are, in truth, illegal, but I would recommend that any items that would facilitate the relocating of said Coywoofs be employed with all diligence.
In the meantime, I will tell all Coywoofs to LEAVE YOUR FELINES ALONE!
There’s always the old standby, the E-lectric fence..
They make ‘em solar powered now so I wouldn’t need to string an extension cord for power. I could string a fence with two levels of conductor, one bambi height and one dog-coyo’tay height around the vulnerable perimeter (aka tree line..)
Of course, I would want one that produces an arc of lightening-like affect when contacted. Then I could send some cooked doglikemeat to the white hut so oBomba can relive his childhood...