“#5 The average American family purchases 200 pounds of meat per family member each year.”
How on earth does that prove anyone is a slob?
“#6 Large numbers of cows that are killed for hamburger meat in America stand ankle-deep in their own manure all day long.”
Again, how does that prove we are slobs?
What do drinking soda, home mortgages, divorce, or plastic surgery have to do with anyone’s being “slobs”?
This sounds like something Gwyneth Paltrow would write.