I believe the USASPENDING will serve my purposes. I will have to play with the site to get the results I want. I can also contact my representatives but I am sure I’ll get an audit with the questions I would ask. (Schumer.Gillibrand)
Do you know why government workers never stare out their windows in the beginning of the week?
Cause they would have nothing to do the end of the week
Man does and goes to heaven, while walking the golden streets, he sees a huge number of clocks just kind of hanging there. So he ask the angel showing him around what they are, the angel says, “Oh those clocks are mens lives, each time a man lies the clock moves a second.”
The guys says, “Oh, look at that one, it doesn’t appear to have moved at all. And that one is spinning like no tomorrow.”
“Yes” the angel says, “the slow one is the life of the preacher at ACP, the fast one spinning like no tomorrow is his member of congress.”
The man says, “but where is obama’s?”
The angel says, “obama’s clock is being used as a ceiling fan on high.”