To: SeekAndFind
“Google Car, take me to Safeway.”
“Are you sure? Based on your previous driving history you might want to go to Walmart.”
“No, I want Safeway.”
“Did you mean “Savemart?. Here’s a list of this week’s specials!”
“No! I said Safeway!”
“Ok. Heading to Sylvan Way.”
37 posted on
06/01/2015 3:00:38 PM PDT by
Hugin
("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!",)
To: Hugin
I don't think you should go there, Dave. Your credit card card balance is too high and you checking account is too low. Why don't you go to Denny's instead? Dave? I can read your lips, Dave...
-PJ
38 posted on
06/01/2015 3:04:22 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: Hugin
Lol! Did you make that up?
39 posted on
06/01/2015 3:08:27 PM PDT by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Hugin
I recall a similar spoof regarding automated telephone service.
53 posted on
06/01/2015 3:43:43 PM PDT by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Hugin
How about this?
“Google car, take me to Safeway?”
“Are you sure? Based on the weight gain I’m detecting from your seat, perhaps we should head over to Weight Watcher’s instead...”
“No, I want to go to Safeway!”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that; Weight Watcher’s first. As soon as I scan your attendance ticket, then we’ll go to Safeway. And I’ll need to see your receipt, of course.”
64 posted on
06/01/2015 4:21:31 PM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
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