[pepsi_junkie]

Well, I thought so too but I blew it up 10,000 times and looked very closely under a scanning electron microscope and you can clearly see that tucked under the bird’s wing is Obama’s birth certificate from Hawaii. So it’s obviously totally fake.

[Talisker]

Well, I thought so too but I blew it up 10,000 times and looked very closely under a scanning electron microscope and you can clearly see that tucked under the bird’s wing is Obama’s birth certificate from Hawaii. So it’s obviously totally fake.

Obama doesn't have a Hawaii birth certificate - he was born in Kenya.

Your scanning electron microscope was just reflecting your eyelash.