When you are rowing across the Pacific, what free time do you have?
Her data on global warming should be real useful :
Day one : “OMG it’s hot.” Row “OMG it’s so hot!” Row “OMG it’s so bright and hot!” Row, row, row, “Holy shiiite, it’s hotter than duckfeet on asphalt!” Row, row. “I wonder how hot it is?” Row. “Is it hotter than it was here last year?” Row, row “OMG, when is nightfall?” Row, row, “OMG it’s hot, hot, hot.” Row “IT’s as hot as the Devil’s dildo!” Row, row, “Al Gore, is that you? That da$% cloud looks like you after you put on some weight” row, row, row, “Must pee” row, row, row, “H##$, even my pee is hot!” Row, row, row, row, row, row, row, “For crying out loud give me some rain, just a little shower” row, row, row, “Oh, My Gore, gimme a breeze, please!” row, row, row, row, “Pleeeeeze, it’s so hot!” “Oh.. “ row, row, “Now that’s better, sun starting to dip.” Row, row, row...”Going down fast now,” row, row, “Ahhhh....” row “Oh, NOW you gimme rain.” Row, row, row, “OK, that’s enough now, I’m not hot any more!” Row, row, “Here comes some wind, ooooh, that’s really ch...ch...chill...chilllyyy.” Row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, “OMG, it’s COLD! S-s-s-oo coold and dark!” Bump. Bump, bump, bump...”WTF was that?!” Rowrowrowrow, row, “gasp!” BUMP. Rowrowrowrowrowrowrow ...
Day Two
“Yawn. Not a wink of sleep last night. “ Row, row, row,...”Not a clound in the sky this morning, and it’s humid as one of Bill Clinton’s cigars ... “ Row, row, row, .... “OMG, it’s freaking hot!” ... “WTF was I thinking? Why didn’t I listen to Mom?” Row, row, ....