[NoCmpromiz]

Drives a truck, gives off inarticulate noises that could be mistaken for attempts at human speech. Can’t navigate the roads worth beans.

Skilled at misinterpreting GPS commands. And invariably looks for Home Depot in all the wrong places.

[Veto!]

He does get around. Last time I heard, he was still driving around on access roads, looking for the exit. Any exit. With his new gf in the passenger seat feeding him those pink fluffy thangs covered in coconut.