Posted on 05/24/2015 8:52:56 PM PDT by Zakeet
A novice rider is suing a rodeo company in Vernon over a bull named Slow Poke that he alleges failed to live up to its name and caused him serious injury.
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[The plaintiff] is seeking damages and health-care costs.
"Contrary to representation, Slow Poke was violent," his claim reads.
(Excerpt) Read more at vancouversun.com ...
They forgot to tattoo a warning label on the bull's a$$!
Irony is lost on so many people.
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be irony-challenged cowboys! /s;)
Maybe he should have started on Bucky the Wonder Horse with a blown spring. Might have been more his speed.
Kid, you should of never advanced beyond this.
Call Tuff Hedeman and ask him about a bull named Bodacious.
“Kyle Warman says he began beginner bull-riding lessons...”
That’s quite a name you have there Mr. Warman. With a name like that, you must be brave and fearless.
If you think he’s something, you should see his brother, Fast Poke.
Well... It’s a bull - That should be the main clue...
As I recall, he lost his job. I wonder how his life has moved on....?
I’m pretty sure that this was the plot of a Phil Hendrie skit.
Just great. Now it begins. What will completely safe, risk free rodeo look like in 5 years after the wimp a$$ liberals have their way with it? America is toast. I really am nearly out of optimism.
Note to Mr Warman: Target shooting, stunt
driving, and sky diving are other activities
you should avoid.
I guess he did not notice the bull was nearly 2,000 pounds in size either.
you just cant fix stupid,,,,,
I’ve never been on a bull in my life, and yet I understand that even the slower hunks of angry pot roast can mess you up.
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