http://www.deusen.co.uk/items/iwhere.9500182225526788/Thanks to tacticalogic for the heads up on this one!
Tacticalogic: I chose to post the Register's version, the Hacker News version page creeped me out, their massive script ran forever on my Firefox.
Apple fanbois can be led astray..... goes on all the time as they toss their money down an obsessive rathole buying overpriced Apple watches etc. They hang on Tim Kooks every word and before that Steve Jobs.