Hey, Dayglored, nope, no bashing Apple required. But DennisW does seem to have two heads, so he’d probably let you try-on his deelie-boppers while he’s wearing his propeller beanie and his tin-foil hat. . . but you gotta catch him in a good mood while he’s posting a lie on an Apple thread. He doesn’t wear a deelie-bopper for those events. They are too close to the truth about him. . .
Wait until the crappy watch returns start rolling into Cupertino. Those boobs will be swamped.