I got a girl named Boney Maroney
She’s as skinny as a stick of macaroni
You always see her dancing with her blue jeans on
Yeah she ain’t no fat, just skin and bones.
A hank of hair and a piece of bone,
She’s my wooley Honeycomb.
Her father was Fuzzy Wuzzy,
A sloth-like bear.
But Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Thus, Father Fuzzy Wuzzy
Wasn’t really fuzzy,
Was he?