BREAKING: RNC in league with Ferguson Police Dept., Cruz admits “NO HISPANIC BLOOD,” HILLARY CLINTON revealed as rescuer of lost Cherokee tribespersons - little-known DNC contender Elizabeth Warren “furious at Hillary’s heroism,” REPUBLICAN TIES TO RACISTS EXPOSED exclusive: boy in Idaho with registered Republican Uncle uses “N-WORD” in class during rap lip sync, GUN TOTING MURDERERS “POLISH” ANTIQUE WEAPONS IN LIVING ROOM CONVERSATION - ALCOHOL INVOLVED “Dad has beer in the fridge, he diddn’t vote for Obama” says MOSSY-OAK clad Hitler-Youth lookalike - WOMEN AND MINORITIES TARGETED FOR DEPORTATION says GOP “FAMILY” RESTAURANT OWNER “my uncle knows, like two republicans in Orange county and they are racist!” says Sanchez Odinga, who has connections within the RNC. “THE REPUBLICANS ARE OUT TO KILL AND EAT THE WEAK! buy my tacos instead -
Wow, you pretty much covered all bases.....