"The young woman behind the counter had a streak of purple hair, multiple piercings, a sizable tattoo on her right forearm, and was friendly, courteous, helpful, efficient and pleasant to speak with. I could not ask for better service."
Turned out OK?
Sure, if you mean limiting yourself with your freak tattoos and purple hair to working in a truck stop for the rest of your life, then yeah. Everything is hunky-dory.
But for normal people - we know better than that.