[Billthedrill]

No Patch Tuesday? Wait, what about the ceremonies? The sacrifices? Dang it, what about the chicken bones? I can’t be a sysadmin without the chicken bones!

[dayglored]

> Dang it, what about the chicken bones?

You'll just have to settle for the smoking entrails of the folks who offed themselves trying to make sense of the Windows 8 Metro GUI.

Just kidding.

No I'm not. :)

[dayglored]

> Dang it, what about the chicken bones? I can’t be a sysadmin without the chicken bones!

Here ya go, Colbert has the proper Sysadmin Patch Tuesday technique perfected:

http://i1.wp.com/www.colbertnewshub.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Sacrificial-News-Chicken.jpg

[zeugma]

No Patch Tuesday? Wait, what about the ceremonies? The sacrifices? Dang it, what about the chicken bones? I can’t be a sysadmin without the chicken bones!

I believe the Magic 8-ball is being ported to the iWatch...