Well, she doesn’t have to worry much about a threesome anymore.
Mebbe she’s innocent - he coulda patched his kayak with some of that infomercial spray-on adhesive that they demonstrate on TV by cutting a big hole in the bottom of a boat, then patching it with a window screen gooped with this black tar crap. (Always read the instructions before use).
Maybe he saw all the news about her after his kayak mishap and decided “ missing presumed dead” was a better status for himself. Btw I saw that commercial. Could probably use it on a submarine screen door.