O: Great crowd we have here..hic..so you're the New England Patriots..uh..where in England is that??..hic..hey..is that former Patriot Daryl Stingley in the crowd? Hey stand up and take a bow..(boos from audience)..oh..too soon? Oh don't get so wee-weed up..hic..I need another toddy..
Was probably smoking a blunt just before...................