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The Dell Family requests a moment of silence.
1 posted on 04/21/2015 3:34:59 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey
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To: MeshugeMikey; Slings and Arrows

Shooting’s too good for a Dell.


2 posted on 04/21/2015 3:36:13 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Will steal your comments & post them on Twitter)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I have hundreds of computer parts. Only reason I haven’t done this is because I don’t have my own chunk o’ land.


3 posted on 04/21/2015 3:36:50 PM PDT by Crazieman (Article V or National Divorce. The only solutions now.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Two words: Mitigating circumstances ;’)


4 posted on 04/21/2015 3:38:04 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: MeshugeMikey
He should have just used a baseball bat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLk-3HPS12Q

5 posted on 04/21/2015 3:38:07 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: MeshugeMikey; ShadowAce

The beginning of the Butlerian Jihad.


8 posted on 04/21/2015 3:39:17 PM PDT by Perdogg (I'm on a no Carb diet- NO Christie Ayotte Romney or Bush - stay outta da Bushesh)
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To: MeshugeMikey

A long time ago I punched an old Compaq computer that would have to sit and think for a long time for every little thing it would do. Actually I used to punch it all the time, but on the final time something finally came loose from inside the SOB and it died.

After that I stopped punching computers because I realized it really doesn’t help them work right.


10 posted on 04/21/2015 3:42:08 PM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

The Dell Tormentor was apparently an aptly named computer!


11 posted on 04/21/2015 3:42:11 PM PDT by MeganC (You can ignore reality, but reality won't ignore you.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

No jury will ever convict him. Hinch is a hero to millions.


14 posted on 04/21/2015 3:43:11 PM PDT by Pelham (The refusal to deport is defacto amnesty)
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The late Dell XPS 410 model . . . is survived by a monitor and a keyboard.

LOL!

15 posted on 04/21/2015 3:43:59 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: MeshugeMikey

Is there a defense fund I can contribute to?


18 posted on 04/21/2015 3:47:20 PM PDT by NRx (An unrepentant champion of the old order and determined foe of damnable Whiggery in all its forms.)
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The Dell Tormentor...unjust victim, or 'had it coming'?


20 posted on 04/21/2015 3:49:13 PM PDT by Pelham (The refusal to deport is defacto amnesty)
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He should have used a rifle with a silencer. That may have kept Mr. Nosey Neighbor from shrieking in fright behind his lace curtains.


22 posted on 04/21/2015 3:49:46 PM PDT by lee martell (The sa)
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A few years ago we got a new operating system that gave everyone fits, one time I banged on my keyboard, my supervisor walked by and said I never want to see you do that again or you will pay for it. Two weeks later the CFO took a baseball bat to his monitor.


23 posted on 04/21/2015 3:50:20 PM PDT by Jolla
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As a longtime Dell owner I feel his pain. Ive wanted to shoot my PC too..but hey its Colorado he was probably high at the time..the “Dude your getting a Dell” guy could not be reached for comment


26 posted on 04/21/2015 3:51:44 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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I call that an “Elvis moment”.

I bought a Nerf Gun to help me get through the day without costing me a fortune every time I see a lib on the news.


27 posted on 04/21/2015 3:52:04 PM PDT by Gator113 (Cruz, Lee, and Sessions speak for me.... most anyone else is just noise.)
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a gun is overkill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1k-iJk3YQg


29 posted on 04/21/2015 3:55:01 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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Probably will be classified as a hate crime


30 posted on 04/21/2015 3:55:32 PM PDT by GrouchoTex (...and ye shall know the Truth and the Truth shall set you free....)
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Dude, I thought pot make you mello out.


31 posted on 04/21/2015 3:59:15 PM PDT by McGruff (Maybe my comments are too nuanced for some.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

bad taste in computers and guns...


32 posted on 04/21/2015 3:59:19 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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34 posted on 04/21/2015 4:03:15 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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