Yes, and on Tue, and Wed, Thur, Fri, Sat, and Sun, too.
Can you break a pistachio with it?
Most likely you can, but I probably wouldn't.
Does it have a Big Ben gong sound file?
Give the App writers time and it will, if it doesn't already. Certainly it is possible. It might be a little bit irritating to your work mates, though.
I seriously doubt Wifey is gonna get one of these..
No matter how many jewels ya stuff on it.
That is entirely up to you. . . but Apple isn't blinging it up, going instead for simple elegance in the 18K yellow and rose gold Apple Watch Edition models which sells for $10,000 and up depending on the strap. The one with the solid gold 18K rose gold strap is estimated at $25,000. I wouldn't buy that one either although I could afford it.
I’m sure she’ll get a good gander at them when QVC offers them. :-)