[Larry Lucido]

I think many of these have proven to be Internet myths.

No, it's true! We also get free batteries. Here's Uncle Leo (again) to explain it:

"I'm old! I was confused! Jerry, you ratted me out!"

[Gamecock]

Another money saver is the early bird special.

They give you a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato, for four-ninety-five. You know what that cost you after six?