If you like the Apple watch, then you’ll love the Apple iRing. It’s a ring that connects to your Apple Watch (that’s connected to your iPhone in your pocket) so that you will no longer be burdened to raise your cuff to see the Apple watch. Messages are displayed in the unprecedented unbelievable amazing retinal sapphire display. The iRing display is so advanced, that it can display an incredible FULL character at a time. iRoll technology allows you switch between apps by simply rolling the iRing around your finger. It has battery technology so advanced, that it can last your entire commute. The Apple iRing is designed by iJony Ive, to be the most beautiful and functional device ever created by Apple.
The Apple iRing will compete with the Android Cuff-Linkdroid and the Microsoft eButt-On electronic button.
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However, for those older folks who eschew jewelry, Apple is going to be releasing the iLiver spot, which can be hidden on the back of the discriminating oldsters hand. . . It activates only when the senior citizen weakly raises their arm and squints at the appropriate location between the blue veins. Phone calls are directly routed to the senior's hearing aid, bypassing the need for microphone and speaker in the iLiver spot. As a bonus, the owner of the iLiver spot will have a reason for people thinking they are talking to themselves; they can just point to their ear and say "phone call!"
The sub-dermal placement of the iLiver spot makes this revolutionary technology completely waterproof and the senior owner of the iLiver spot can safely use the device in their walk-in bathtubs. Powered by electrical skin capacitance, the iLiver spot never needs recharging and comes with a short life time guarantee.
Also available in the Apple iTattoo version for younger Apple fans. Requires Apple Bluetooth ear bud required in lieu of hearing aid.