Or they could run if they look funny walking fast.
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To: Citizen Zed
Aren't tsunamis like bears? I don't have to walk faster than the tsunami, I just have to walk faster than you.
35 posted on
04/13/2015 1:57:52 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Darth Obama on 529 plans: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.)
To: Citizen Zed
What if they didn’t live on the coast? That would solve two problems. One, tsunami survivability. Two, liberalism. Liberalism seems to affect people on the coast, so if they moved inland, they would regain the use of their faculties and become conservatives.
To: Citizen Zed
Wait - do you walk toward the wave or away from it? Or just get on your treadmill and walk and the tsunami goes away? I’m so confused...
To: Citizen Zed
Hmmm.... IIRC, tsunamis are faster than I can actually run, and possibly drive on a non-straight road without traffic congestion.
To: Citizen Zed
To: Citizen Zed
The government will soon justify telling you where you may live because of perceived risks you pose to the safety of society.
47 posted on
04/13/2015 2:11:29 PM PDT by
crazyhorse691
(Obama is just the symptom of what is destroying the U.S.)
To: Citizen Zed
48 posted on
04/13/2015 2:13:45 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: Citizen Zed
52 posted on
04/13/2015 2:23:33 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: Citizen Zed
I’ve done it on several occasions on Oahu. With the lead times given several hours in advance you don’t even have to hurry. You can walk pretty leisurely to get to higher ground. Probably 30 minutes to get out of danger at a leisurely pace. Even if you’re out of shape, and with the advance warnings available, even an hour to get to higher ground is doable.
If you’re in your car, no chance. The traffic jams arrive early.
55 posted on
04/13/2015 2:27:11 PM PDT by
Lorianne
(fed pork, bailouts, gone taxmoney)
To: Citizen Zed
When the big wave hits, just jump up. Problem solved.
56 posted on
04/13/2015 2:28:08 PM PDT by
subterfuge
(Minneseeota: the laughingstock of the nation - for lots of reasons!)
To: Citizen Zed
When there is a tsunami approaching, walk fast. Walk very, very fast. Don't be looking at your cellphone. Keep your eyes straight ahead and concentrate on the back of the head in front of you.
To: Citizen Zed
I guess you are screwed if use a walker......
60 posted on
04/13/2015 2:34:20 PM PDT by
njslim
To: Citizen Zed
I’m reminded of a coastal community in Humboldt County. The highest point in town is a 25 foot high sand dune about 100 yards from the ocean. The Feds demanded that they do Tsunami planning, and one wag suggested that it could be a one page document reading, “Run For Your Life!!!”
64 posted on
04/13/2015 2:53:09 PM PDT by
ArmstedFragg
(Hoaxey Dopey Changey)
To: Citizen Zed
GRANTS PASS, Ore. (AP) - About 5,500 more people could survive a major tsunami hitting the Pacific Northwest if they just walk a little faster to higher ground after roads are knocked out, a new study shows.
65 posted on
04/13/2015 2:59:06 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done.)
To: Citizen Zed
The study was apparently conducted by this guy:
To: Citizen Zed
Discrimination against silly walkers.
To: Citizen Zed
They needed studies to figure out what the average 5 year old could tell you - scientists and experts are not what they used to be.....
85 posted on
04/14/2015 2:37:57 AM PDT by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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