When I bootlegged the commercial piglet, the neighbor and I had the city inspector thinking it was a very ugly dog that lived in a small fence.
Of course, I never really let him see the 'dog' known as Miss Piggy. He did get to have some of her later, Ribs I think, and never knew the connection. LOL!.
I have no problems being mean to government guys.
/johnny
LOL!
-JT