[Utilizer]

You just can’t convince some people that More Cowbell is not necessarily a good thing. Thus they STILL feel the need to “upgrade” their metrosexual Glorified Terminals.

Maybe someone should take their crayons away. :)

[dayglored]

> ...heir metrosexual Glorified Terminals...

You know, you guys who constantly associate Apple products with kinky sex really ought to talk to somebody professional about that.

It's just not healthy.

Normal people view technological devices as tools. They may be much-loved tools, but you know, I've always appreciated my drill press too. But it's just a tool.

That's different from seeing sexuality -- especially homosexual or metrosexual sexuality -- in a neutral object like a phone or tablet.

Even a computer is just a neutral object.

Well, maybe not -all- computers.

Salamander has a computer that's definitely sexy. If you ask nice, maybe she'll show it to you.

Now, In my book, THAT is a technological device with sexual overtones. And that's Alienware, not Apple.

The others? Face it, fella, they're just phones and tablets.

> ...More Cowbell is not necessarily a good thing.

And you're just wrong about that. More Cowbell is always a good thing. :)

[House Atreides]

Wow, like moths drawn to the light Apple haters are drawn to threads on Apple related subjects where they feel absolutely compelled to post comments that attack the subject and/or users of Apple products themselves. I'm glad that when I read a PC or Windows related thread I don't have a similar need to irrationally attack PCs, Windows and their users. I guess the need to make strange comments is driven by Apple Derangement Syndrome afflicting some posters.

[PA Engineer]

Thus they STILL feel the need to “upgrade” their metrosexual Glorified Terminals.

Project much? Maybe you are just gay. Nothing wrong with that if you are with the gaystoppo. You protest too much. Maybe you can tell us how you really feel. You are only about feelings aren't you?

Fud Packer BTTT.

Thanks Swordmaker for the ping.

[Mad Dawgg]

No man this update was needed badly. Its got the new Apple "BitterClinger"® detection module in it.

Basically if it detects anyone who doesn't pledge undying worship to the LGBT movement it will either report the incident to the GAYstapo or self destruct the 'puter in the middle of the night and burning down the house/apartment.

Little Timmy Cook is jumping for joy over this new bit of tech. He was heard to say it make him feel like a little boy... (you can make your own jokes here:)

[AFreeBird]

Funny, I thought MS came out with the “Metro” desktop for *doze. :-/