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Intestinal gas could be used to diagnose diseases
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| 03-12-2015
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Posted on 03/12/2015 10:26:02 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
If this means I don’t have to undergo a colonoscopy, then I’m investing in this company.
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:28:56 AM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
To: Red Badger
“Bad news, Mr. Drill - you appear to be suffering from Hoof and Mouth Disease.”
To: Red Badger
This story doesn’t pass the smell test.
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:32:04 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Red Badger
Just a dollop of fermented cabbage (quite easily made) every couple of days works wonders from our experience.
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:35:34 AM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Red Badger
why the stool sample? just fart into it.
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:35:40 AM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
To: P-Marlowe
Years ago the firm I worked for changed their health insurance provider forcing us to choose new doctors in a different clinic system. My wife was looking through the bios of the Doctors within the system and asked me who I wanted...I told her to look for the Doctor with the smallest fingers.
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:39:23 AM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: HiTech RedNeck
If your poop floats...its got a lot of gas in it. If it sinks...not so much.
To: Red Badger
Ben Franklin would be proud.
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:40:45 AM PDT
by
Texicanus
(Texas, it's like a whole 'nother country.)
To: gorush
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:41:55 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: Red Badger
Aw crap. I thought it was going to be more of an amplitude and volume sensing device. Add in a piezo-electric sparking unit and you’ve got a frat party!
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:44:34 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?)
To: Red Badger
My company and I have decided to patent our new "Intestinal Gas Compressor" so that this valuable resource can be used as a motor fuel on long trips. It was developed with a $20 Million Grant from the Obama Administration and the Arkansas Industrial Development Authority.
It is unobtrusively built-in to the driver's seat. I would love to have your endorsement because you are an authority figure in the automotive world. We will be at your home to custom fit the device to your automobiles. Give it a try and take notes on mileage, etc. Usual fees and expenses will apply, of course.
So far, most of the orders are coming in from rural Scotland, where many of the male drivers wear the kilt,which does facilitate installment.
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:46:14 AM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(Obama kept his promises. Has your Republican Congressman done the same?)
To: Billthedrill
That’s just great.
Now when I have to go the Dz
MV emissions testing station.
, they will put a vacuum hose up my butt and make me run the damn rollers.
“Mr. C your 1986 Jeep passed the tests, but you seem to have a problem with your personal methane emissions. Your tests results will be forwarded to the EPA and your Obamacare provider. Good luck with that. Snort”
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:47:18 AM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Sacajaweau
Floaters and sinkers has more to do with the lipid content than trapped gas. The gas is what assists the pushing. A little authentic kimshi will stoke the pressure tank quite well.
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:50:10 AM PDT
by
RJS1950
(The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
To: Red Badger; tx_eggman
"Man, when we were little, if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub"
Now, if you want a medical diagnosis, you have to fart in the tube.
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posted on
03/12/2015 10:54:32 AM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
To: Red Badger
hmmmm.....perhaps you should have mentioned attending your nephew’s birthday party at Taco Bell before we decided to remove your colon.
To: Buckeye McFrog
Have you ever had a colonoscopy?.................
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posted on
03/12/2015 11:01:57 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: Red Badger
a real-time in vitro fecal fermentation gas-sensing systemI gotta get me one of those.
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posted on
03/12/2015 11:06:34 AM PDT
by
ConservingFreedom
(A goverrnment strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
To: gorush
"Doctor...smallest fingers"
The last time a doctor performed the procedure on me, I related to him how painful the first time it was done on me by another doctor. This doctor said the first time he had it done, the doctor who performed it was a big guy with huge hands. You can imagine the result.
Moral of story: always have it done by docs with small hands.
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posted on
03/12/2015 12:53:22 PM PDT
by
driftless2
(For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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