[Swordmaker]

Have fun navigating a tiny screen full of gumballs. The only thing missing is a complementary “sucker” sign to go on the back of whomever shells out money for yet another thing the feds can track you with.

Trust you to not know anything about the AppleWatch. Always negative about anything to do with Apple. . . and positive about everything to do with Microsoft or Android. You suffer from a severe case of MAPS:

Swordmaker's and Kathy's proposed diagnosis for the new ICD-10 addenda:

90210 iOS Munchausen's Apple-Plexy Syndrome (MAPS), The overwhelming compulsion to post negative, judgmental, aggressive, and false commentary on any website thread related to Apple products wherever found, including phobic reaction to projected Apple user euphoria. First and subsequent encounters.

[VanDeKoik]

Trust you to not know anything about the AppleWatch. Always negative about anything to do with Apple. . . and positive about everything to do with Microsoft or Android.

Bwahahahahah! Are you kidding me? Does it look like my name is Swordmaker the biggest Apple kiss-ass this side of Cooks left cheek?

I've read about you precious Apple Watch. It is underpowered, overpriced as hell, virtually useless as 99% of all smartwatches, looks like a cartoon representation of a "luxury" device, and is nothing more than a goofy gimmick for idiots willing to pay extra because Apple told them it was special.

If this thing was from Microsoft or Android, I wouldn't touch it either. I can say that clearly. You would rather light yourself on fire before doing that!