To: SWAMPSNIPER
2 posted on
03/05/2015 12:03:47 AM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
What’s that smell coming from the backseat?
3 posted on
03/05/2015 12:10:17 AM PST by
TigersEye
(ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Once lions stop being wary of vehicles, it’s time to stop amateur safari drives. Don’t they have locked doors as a requirement?
5 posted on
03/05/2015 12:52:57 AM PST by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Clever boy
7 posted on
03/05/2015 2:12:15 AM PST by
BCW
(ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
9 posted on
03/05/2015 2:15:46 AM PST by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
"...That one... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out..."
11 posted on
03/05/2015 2:39:46 AM PST by
rlmorel
("National success by the Democratic Party equals irretrievable ruin." Ulysses S. Grant)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
"Don't worry. Dinosaurs can't open doors."
12 posted on
03/05/2015 3:07:49 AM PST by
magooey
(The Mandate of Heaven resides in the hearts of men.)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
” look, a vending machine! With snacks!”
13 posted on
03/05/2015 3:32:50 AM PST by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
“Hey, look at the stupid lions...hey you big dumb cat, what do you think you’re going to do with that door handle?....what the f.....YIKES!!!! Let’s get out of here..... what?....let him have Fred, step on the gas.”
14 posted on
03/05/2015 3:41:41 AM PST by
driftless2
(For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
At Wild Lion Safari, tourists check in, but they don’t checkout!
17 posted on
03/05/2015 4:40:02 AM PST by
Flick Lives
("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
To: SWAMPSNIPER
That is what the accelerator is for! FLOOR IT!
To: Slings and Arrows
21 posted on
03/05/2015 6:10:17 AM PST by
Gefn
("The world is mud-licious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Oh great...now that they’ve figured THAT out nobody is safe. Next thing you know they’ll be stowing away on airplanes.
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Last fall we took in several Kenyan national parks.Early one morning we caught up with three lionesses who,the guide said,were on the hunt.They spotted a gazelle and were creeping up on it when the gazelle spotted them and bolted.The guide said that the lions would have never caught it and that's why they didn't bother to give chase.
They seemed to have a clear strategy...I could see why they could be classified as intelligent.
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Amazing.
Always enjoy your posts.
25 posted on
03/05/2015 8:22:17 AM PST by
patriot08
(NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
To: SWAMPSNIPER
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I welcome our new lion overlords.
30 posted on
03/05/2015 2:50:59 PM PST by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
I can hear Homer Simpson now, “Duh”!
31 posted on
03/05/2015 2:52:44 PM PST by
Duckdog
(If it wasn't for NASCAR my TV would have gone out the window years ago!)
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