Cows break into woman’s home and poo everywhere as she showers

http://metro.co.uk ^ | 3/4/15 | Ollie McAteer

[Rebelbase]

Naughty, naughty cows broke into a woman’s home and pooed everywhere as she showered.

Pat Costen, from Guernsey, came downstairs to find the two wandering around her house.

They’re part of a conservation herd bred to protect grasslands.

But she’d forgotten to lock her doors and the animals barged in with heavy bowels and no respect.

Ms Costen said: ‘I was in the shower and when I came out I could smell something. I looked over the banister and there was large cow pat.

They came in through the kitchen, along the corridor, round the snooker table and into the study where they scattered a pile of my papers.

‘Then they made their way back along the corridor and into the small TV room where we found them.’

She explained the calves selectively graze, and their hooves raise the soil naturally, so you get a more bio-diverse wildlife.

[Slings and Arrows]

Deaf cows need love too.

[MPJackal]

Sh!t happens.

[Slings and Arrows]

Not-So-Soothing Sounds:

http://www.eclectech.co.uk/pettingzoo.php

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Well, at least it wasn’t a moose who bit her sister.

lmao

[xrmusn]

Birdy Birdy in the sky
You who drop whitewash in my eye

Am I mad
No-not I
Only glad that cows cant fly

[W.]

[Daffynition]

People....almost 50 posts and not *one* cowbell yet?

[Daffynition]

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

In India, the house would be considered blessed.

[MomwithHope]

HEY - Hi - This thread made me think of this very pic of thee guy who had a tame buffalo that came in his house. Thanks for posting.

[MomwithHope]

“thee guy” sheesh - typing too fast

[SunkenCiv]

Occupy Guernsey! ;’)

[trisham]

Scoop it up and throw it in the garden. It’s the best fertilizer.