Cows break into woman’s home and poo everywhere as she showers

http://metro.co.uk ^ | 3/4/15 | Ollie McAteer

[Rebelbase]

Naughty, naughty cows broke into a woman’s home and pooed everywhere as she showered.

Pat Costen, from Guernsey, came downstairs to find the two wandering around her house.

They’re part of a conservation herd bred to protect grasslands.

But she’d forgotten to lock her doors and the animals barged in with heavy bowels and no respect.

Ms Costen said: ‘I was in the shower and when I came out I could smell something. I looked over the banister and there was large cow pat.

They came in through the kitchen, along the corridor, round the snooker table and into the study where they scattered a pile of my papers.

‘Then they made their way back along the corridor and into the small TV room where we found them.’

She explained the calves selectively graze, and their hooves raise the soil naturally, so you get a more bio-diverse wildlife.

[Rebelbase]

With the price of beef today I'd have taken advantage of the situation and filled the freezer.

[gorush]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5H7uMq3mS8

[Fungi]

So what? In the grand scheme of life, not worthy of reporting. Clean it up and go on.

[Clay Moore]

Hold my cud and watch this ping!

[exit82]

Well, at least it wasn’t a moose who bit her sister.

[taxcontrol]

The ultimate “eat more chicken”

[MaxMax]

What’s their names? They look right at home. HAHA, this is hilarious.

[Salamander]

Did they have guns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

[headsonpikes]

“Oh, give me a home...”

[Rebelbase]

That video is beyond cute.

[laplata]

It’s just grass, anyway.

[Redcitizen]

Don’t poo poo this article. This is hugh and series.

[BunnySlippers]

Their names are Five and Six.

It was on Cute Overload and they said the cows MOO ved in.

[Ken H]

So what? In the grand scheme of life, not worthy of reporting. Clean it up and go on.

Agree. This is a bunch of BS CS.

[BunnySlippers]

Here are Five and Six MOO-ving throughout the house on Cute Overloads site
http://cuteoverload.com/2015/03/04/you-own-two-cows-you-forget-to-lock-the-door-and/

[The Antiyuppie]

This is roughly analogous to what California refugees do to other states.

[Zeppo]

the animals barged in with heavy bowels and no respect

I understand that Michael Moore has been known to do the same thing.

[gorush]

I thought so too, glad you liked it.

[naturalman1975]

møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti

[tumblindice]

“But she’d forgotten to lock her doors”
English cows have hands?