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Good Morning!
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around...... In fact, probably more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt,....... and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
The man, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn auto spell!
It should read "wifi, not "wife..."
Question : ”What is the truest definition of Globalization ?”
Answer : Princess Diana’s death.
Where the world witnessed an English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crash in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian chauffer who was drunk on Russian vodka, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles. Attempts to save her life were performed by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates’ computer technology. You’re probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen and trucked to you by Mexicans who are in the US illegally because the current president, possibly born in Kenya and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia refuses to enforce US law.
That, my friends, is Globalization !