Cornell researchers find safest place to hide from zombies

Fox ^ | 2/25/15 | Kate Seamons

[Da Coyote]

Always remember, cardio and double tap.

[Vermont Lt]

Zombies are not real, are they?

[blueunicorn6]

Under the bed. It’s so obvious, that it’s not obvious. Besides, zombies are terrified of dust bunnies.

[workerbee]

Zombies are not real, are they?

Why, of course not, dear.

Now close that silly book about B. Hussein Obama's voter base and go to sleep!

[oldtech]

Research projects must be be determined only by the amount of funds that could be put to use. If this is the best Cornell can come up with,it’s time to kick the tires,light the fires & head on home.

[Shadowstrike]

I’m curious just how much taxpayer money did these “researchers” get for their grant to do this study?

Seriously? Zombies?

I’m getting so damn sick of this....

[Hootowl]

What happens when your batteries die? You probably already know this but Cracked also had an article on 7 reasons a zombie apocalypse would fail.

[trebb]

Can Zombies swim?

It all depends on the plot/story-line of the series/movie you are watching...