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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
“Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
“If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”
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“He said you’re going to die,” she replied.
I’m going to reveal to you seven magic
words.These words will give you a new
understanding of issues that most people have
contemplated at one time or another.
If these words were spoken 200 years ago, we would have
entirely different influences in music, movies, and
language.
If these words were spoken 200 years ago, we would have a
much smaller national deficit.
If these words were spoken 200 years ago, we would have
all of our great cities prospering.
,
If these words were spoken 200 years ago, we would
have far less violence and far less need for gun
control.
Ready?
WE SHOULD HAVE PICKED OUR OWN
COTTON.
Here’s one
Pre-Valentine’s Day panty raids on Victoria’s Secret stores in Atlanta and in Myrtle Beach, S.C., were no laughing matter to police. They are searching for a woman who pilfered 785 pairs of panties worth more than $10,000 and a thief who grabbed more than 30 items worth more than $1,600.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported that the suspected thief in Atlanta put the panties in three shopping bags and left the store on Saturday. Police released photos of the woman, taken by a surveillance camera, but had not made an arrest as of Thursday.
Meanwhile, The State newspaper in South Carolina reported that a thief grabbed merchandise in a Myrtle Beach Victoria’s Secret on Tuesday while employees were busy assisting shoppers. Police had no description of any suspect.
A spokeswoman at Victoria’s Secret parent company, Columbus-based L Brands, said, “We take matters of theft seriously and work closely with local authorities on these types of investigations.”