[C19fan]

I wonder if there will an unrated Director's Cut for the DVD. If you want the stuff left out just google those terms and you have get a couple of million results.

[V_TWIN]

I bet Charlie Hunnam is glad he passed on the lead for this. Sounds like it’s a big bust....no pun intended.

[left that other site]

Ha Ha Ha!

I’m sorry. I find this very funny! LOL!

I guess i just have a twisted sense of humor.

[cuban leaf]

I’ve always been amazed that people rent “unrated” versions of R rated comedies. I always think, just rent some “pr0n” and be done with it.

It’s best to avoid both, of course.

If they want the “raunchy stuff” they are going t need to visit that icky place with “private booths”.

[grania]

So maybe the movie is worth seeing? I don’t enjoy movies that leave nothing to the imagination.

[txrefugee]

Those of us who grew up listening to stories on the radio, such as “The Shadow, “ know that the imagination is always more vivid than seeing a picture. The TV generations that followed never experienced the full development of their imagination.

[Alex Murphy]

One critic pointed out that sex only makes up 15 minutes of the two-hour runtime.

i.e. 1/8th of the movie. Do I want to know what percentage of the book is devoted to sex? Probably not.

[Da Coyote]

Earth to critics, just type in “bigboobs.com” in your browser and enjoy your p**n.

And let the rest of us watch movies worth watching, such as “American Sniper”.

[Paladin2]

That,s what drives much of the internet, apparently.

[a fool in paradise]

What’s sexy about assault and choking someone?

[GreyFriar]

And I heard a commercial for the ‘50 shades of grey’ teddy bear for guys to buy for their girlfriends/wives.

I wonder when the hair color folks will come out with a campaign: “Free your hair from the chains of its 50 shades of grey. Buy colouro hair coloring.”

[Dalek]

I wonder if there will an unrated Director's Cut for the DVD.

I assume that's a rhetorical question. They pretty much always do that -- and it's pretty much always a trivial modification (e.g. a couple of blink-and-you'll-miss-it moments where one of the actresses shows up topless instead of in a bikini) marketed as if it were hard-core porn.

As long as hormonal teenage boys fall for it, they'll keep doing it.

[BenLurkin]

Another pointed out that there are no visible genitals, no orgasms - and not that much nudity.

That stuff -- is not what turns women on.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***I wonder if there will an unrated Director’s Cut for the DVD***

You mean, like CALIGULA(XXX) and CALIGULA “lite” (R)?

[Larry Lucido]

Not wasting my money on it, but I wonder if it will be as good as...

...which had its creepy moments but a few good ones too.

[wardaddy]

I can guarantee this flick will be nothing like that crazy lars von trier movie called Nymphomaniac parts I and II

Charlotte Gainsborough and Stellan Skaarsgard

Freepers who think this flick mild bondage flick is Sodom and Gomorrah should for sure avoid that one

I’ve never seen anything like it...it was bizarre

porn more or less to be honest...and very violent

disturbing which is i guess the point

you wonder if Birken and Serge figured their little darling would make so many crazy movies

[NorthMountain]

One critic pointed out that sex only makes up 15 minutes of the two-hour runtime. Another pointed out that there are no visible genitals, no orgasms - and not that much nudity.

So ... go down to Sleazy Pete's (or the interwebz thingy) and get a porno.

Idiots.

[Billthedrill]

We've been here before. Tom Lehrer's, er, cut on the matter:

SMUT!

And, the inimitable:

Masochism Tango

...and, since I'm feeling a bit sadistic myself, I'll remind everyone that these were sung 48 years ago. Yep, two years short of half a century. If you remember them, you're too old. ;-)